Fifty Shades
of Alice in Wonderland by Melinda
DuChampFifty Shades of Alice Trilogy, #1
Kindle Edition, 115 pages
Published July 20th 2012 by Melinda DuChamp
Goodreads|Amazon
BEYOND 50 SHADES OF
GREY...
Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books.
BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS...
Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.
BEYOND PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES...
Alice is confused and frightened and... aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.
BEYOND THUNDERDOME...
This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all.
This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...
Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is slightly longer than the Lewis Carroll version, roughly 32,000 words or 115 paper pages long. Melinda DuChamp is the pen name of someone you may know.
Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books.
BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS...
Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.
BEYOND PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES...
Alice is confused and frightened and... aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.
BEYOND THUNDERDOME...
This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all.
This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...
Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is slightly longer than the Lewis Carroll version, roughly 32,000 words or 115 paper pages long. Melinda DuChamp is the pen name of someone you may know.
Fifty Shades
of Alice Through the Looking Glass by
Melinda DuChampFifty Shades of Alice Trilogy, #2
Kindle Edition, 131 pages
Published August 17th 2012 by Melinda DuChamp
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FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND WAS JUST THE BEGINNING...
Eighteen year old Alice recently had an unprecedneted erotic experience. But her adventures have only just begun to heat up.
NOW SHE MUST TRAVEL THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS...
After breaking up with her boyfriend, Lewis, Alice enters a strange fantasy world where every pleasure - no matter how kinky - is indulged.
INTO TOTAL ECSTASY!! WITH TWO EXCLAMATION POINTS!!
Alice is subjected to amorous escapades beyond her wildest dreams, and taken to the very limit of her sexual endurance.
During her carnal encounters with all manner of men and woman, she is teased to tears by a bondage master, thoroughly used in a three way, enlightened to the sensual joys of a female touch, taken to a sex shop to test different erotic toys, given several special piercings, and is dragged to the HDO where she must fight the frumious Jabbercocky to save all of Looking Glass Land. And you know what we mean by "fight"...
This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice through the looking glass, if you dare...
Eighteen year old Alice recently had an unprecedneted erotic experience. But her adventures have only just begun to heat up.
NOW SHE MUST TRAVEL THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS...
After breaking up with her boyfriend, Lewis, Alice enters a strange fantasy world where every pleasure - no matter how kinky - is indulged.
INTO TOTAL ECSTASY!! WITH TWO EXCLAMATION POINTS!!
Alice is subjected to amorous escapades beyond her wildest dreams, and taken to the very limit of her sexual endurance.
During her carnal encounters with all manner of men and woman, she is teased to tears by a bondage master, thoroughly used in a three way, enlightened to the sensual joys of a female touch, taken to a sex shop to test different erotic toys, given several special piercings, and is dragged to the HDO where she must fight the frumious Jabbercocky to save all of Looking Glass Land. And you know what we mean by "fight"...
This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice through the looking glass, if you dare...
This is just going to be one review for both books. I have to say by
the end of the second book I was over it. I don’t think I will be reading the
third book. It definitely supposed to be a funny parody of Alice’s Adventures
in Wonderland and Fifty Shades of Grey. There were many references to it being
a book and references the titles of chapters and things like that. They liked
talking about Amazon and how they sold everything. They even referenced the
first book being available only on the kindle. They referenced it being a
parody of Alice in Wonderland too. I found all that stuff to be funny.
These are
definitely erotic stories so DO NOT READ if you don’t like sex scenes. Nothing
drives me crazier than people saying they didn’t like Fifty Shades of Grey because
there was too much sex. It’s an erotic story. What did you expect!? Both of these books follow Alice through Wonderland and the other side of the Looking Glass with pretty much not stop sex scenes. Some are definitely out there.
Overall I
knew what I was getting into when I got the books and they didn’t disappoint. Of
course they are not the best written books but I didn’t think they were going
to be. So If you want a parody of those two books then check this out.
My Rating for Both:
I downloaded both of these not long after I first got my Kindle and I think what you said is pretty spot on - the first one was kind of funny but I didn't think the second one was up to much, and I don't think I'll bother with the third one. I've never seen the covers before!
ReplyDeleteThose covers are something else! haha I didn't notice them when I saw them on someones YouTube haul. I was surprised when I went to Amazon!
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